HAHAH i think my mom is really Comical >:D
last night she was like..
"you know there is this show on Channel5! got small boy one."
"AHHH SHUTUP, IT'S THE RING! HORROR dont watchhh"
"but small boy..."
"HORROR MA HORROR!"
"okay okay horror, nono"

"can help me off the lights & on the other small light?"
"where is the small light? cant find (grumbles)"
"there there.. the baby light"
HAHAH omg BABY LIGHT.

& today she said this!
"let me give you a quiz... what will you do if you wake up & smell gas"
"ehh open the window"
"THE LIGHTS?"
"ohh, on the lights, open window & wake everyone up"
"WRONG!!! you never read newspaper!! (angry face)"

her reactions are just indescribable Y